Apparently I need 25 new fans. I know it can get hot here sometimes, but surely I don't need that many to keep my ass from sticking to the furniture.

Can't stay at home, can't stay at school Old folks say, ya poor little fool Down the street I'm the girl next door I'm the fox you've been waiting for Hello Daddy, hello Mom I'm your s-s-s-s-s-subliminal message

Protip: I'm a dude.

1,405. Hooray! New personal best. :P

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Hangover Day Rummies!

"The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing". "That's us, dude." - Bill & Ted

My #1 Things That Crawl needs 25 new fans. Any help will be appreciated.

Thanks to buck, Krista and TTC for helping me level. :)

"The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing". "That's us, dude." - Bill & Ted

I wonder which end of the world prophecy we'll be hearing about this time next year?

Have a happy and safe Easter everybody.

Thanks for the drinks spambots!

ZORT! AHAHAHA!!!

^Still wets their bed.

Keyboard does not a good pillow make.

Want to change my status, but not sure to what. I just don't want to seem like I'm a narcoleptic.

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I'd like to thank everyone who helped contribute to my Fualcohol poisoning. :P

Hey is that a banana in your pocket? Nope! It's Chuck Testa.