AHHHH Seattle... i missed you so!

gonna get inked this weekend!! WOOOHOOOO!!!

bummed

2,088 miles... I'm on my way baby!

Soon, I'll be with Her divine beauty! My goddess, I Love You!

missing my baby gurr

i need rates and fans...who can help?

so tired of being single....any takers??

I'm sailing for the galopogos via panama in 2 months....

WHO'S MY HOMIE??? hit me up!!

DUDE!! Screw chicks man! I just wanna dance! NO chicks bro! just wanna express my self through the art of dance! ...Bro!

decided i want my next guitar to be made of LEGO's

The cries of the carrots, The cries of the carrots. You see Reverend Maynard tomorrow is harvest day, and to them....it is "The holocaust".

mmmyeah see...

wtf is a big pimpin gift?

my friends 8yo boy calls taking a poop a super sayan "they look like they gotta poop really bad uncle josh"

things got a bit messy all over the curtains ,arm chair covers throw pillows, and carpeting....SATAN!

I had this friend once who took some Xtasy, tried to marry me and everyone in the room...sorta loving, kinda caring, kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy!

all you've known about me is what I've sold ya, dumbfuck i sold-out long before you ever even heard my name. i sold my soul to make a record dipshit then you bought one!

Question: What is it that everyone has but some pirates and thieves try to take?