I'm just saying.. if it was not meant to be eaten it wouldn't be shaped like a taco

math can be fun: 1+2=me and you, 3+ 4=against my bedroom door 5+6= just a few licks, 7+8=you wont be able to walk straight, 9+10= shall we go over it again? ;D

Sometimes you do, and sometimes you don't ! But, when you Do , do you wish you don't ? And when you Don't do you wish you do ?

Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment for you so you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it!!

If vodka was water..and I was a duck..I'd swim to the button and never come up..But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck..so slide me a bottle and shut the f up

Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;)

There is nothing better than being happy without a reason ... so smile away :)

Say this really fast { I,1, 2, 1/2, 6} 'like' if you get it! lmaaoo

Was thinking that it's so nice out we should have a wet t-shirt contest. Please sign up below.

...Mouths don't get pregnant. Just saying...

need a big pimp gift to level up please

hey, your web-cam is still on.. and I can see EVERYTHING you're doing!!!

If i haven't seen you naked enter your name below so we can sort this problem out :P

if T.G.I.F means "thank goodness it's Friday" Does S.H.I.T mean "So happy it's Tuesday"?

is having very naughty thoughts right now and its all ur fault! (u know who u are) !

Needs some sexersize. Who wants to be my personal trainer?

Take me home, make me moan, lick me like an Ice Cream cone. ;P

Thought of the Day : Never do anything that makes you hot & sweaty unless it brings pleasure at the end !!"

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together ;)

If it gets any hotter, I'm going to strip naked and stand in front of a fan! How's that for a sexy picture in your head!