can't wait for the weekend. I mean, come on, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F!

My set backs may have amused you, but my come backs are going to confuse you

Determination: the feeling you get right before you do something extremely stupid.

I don't like to think before I speak I like to be just as surprised as everyone else as to what comes out of my mouth lmfao.

It's not my fault you didn't read the fine print. I came with a warning label.

Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment for you so you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it!!

a nwe sudty sowhs 99.9% of ntuarlaly hrony popele can raed ayntinhg? Kepe tihs giogn yuo hrony bggeur!!

Lick, suck,swallow mmmmmm tequila What were you thinking perv. hehehehehehehe

When someone says, "you suck", say, "not for free". The look on their face is priceless.

I am one of a kind!! It will take a great man to keep me and an amazing woman to replace me.

here's to the fires. not the fast fires that burn down the shanties. but the passionate, slow fires that bring down the panties

My brain is a bully. It makes my mouth say whatever it's thinking.

Ya think I was bad 2012 well you just wait and see what I have in store for you this New Year Bwhahahahahahahaha

What's Long & Stiff..... Likes to be Jerked and Tugged. Fits Between a pair of Boobs...​.​ and Fits in a Hole? A .......S​EAT​ BELT!...​..​ Geez What were you thinking lol perv..... Roflmao

One day I will start behaving myself, maybe tomorrow lol but who am I kidding lmao

Needs some sexersize. Who wants to be my personal trainer?

To make it straight she pulls it :) To make it stiff she licks it :) To get it in she pushes it :) Threading a needle ain't easy

VACANCY; night-time cuddle buddy needed, inbox for details, serious inquires only! Lol Good night all love ya

S.I.N.G.L.E.-Stress Is Now Gone Life's Easier T.A.K.E.N.-Thinking About Killing Everyone Now Stick to single,it'll keep you outta jail(:

Single isn't just a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on anybody else...Heart break is for pussys and I love the single life mmmmmmmmmmm