New house, new pool, lovein life...

Cookie party on Sunday the 12th of December, mark the day! The more the marrier. We are doing something different this year, everyone needs to bring an ornament for an ornament exhcange, your own plasticware to take home cookies, and big appetites!!

the best lies are those we tell ourselves.

the quickest way to get rid of your boyfriend, is to brag about him to your girlfriends

are you a night person, or a morning person?

You can't rate yourself, foolio!

fu-bummed

Circus anyone?

Monkey does what Monkies do, so what out for flinging poo

I love you and I miss you, but TP is a must

I guess its the Duvry relationship fixer for me.

the sight of your hands gripping my pale flesh...the feel of your nails digging into me, the smell of arousal , the twinkle in your eyes...

some things are so worth sacrificing sleep for

some days it sucks to be the slave....and some days, the slave sucks

Let's get off this And get on with it If you wanna change the world Shut your mouth and start to spin it

why do we expend more energy for strangers than for the ones we love?

Ever watched a movie that was so stupid, you actually had to read the book?

Where's a tall, out of shape, midle aged, well hung black guy when you need him?

better choices and smaller boobs...thats what I need

a friend said, "it must be nice to be so secure", and I thought, *wow, insecurity is what makes me like this*