And let the shit talk begin and that's ok Seattle fans say what you will but gonna be hard to win a game with your an on his back look at clouds

whos got it better then us no one !!!!!!!

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To impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with a beer.

If I had to chose between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's I would chose Alzheimer's. I would rather forget where I put my beer than spill one.

This status is brought to you by,"Jack Daniels".Remember when your feeling whack turn to Jack, Hes got your back.

The halo was repossessed, the horns are back...gonna let my evil twin run the show today:) Watch out world, you have been WARNED!!! Muahhaahaahaahaahaahaa!!!

Okay dawg, this has gone on for way long. Can't quit my day job till I'm played on K-Rock. It's chaos! I'm in the club with my shades on. And I'm about to smack that like I'm Akon.

If we spend our time with regrets over yesterday, and worries over what might happen tomorrow, we have no today in which to live

No apologies, nah suckers I'm not sorry You can all sue me, y'all could be the cause of me No apologies, y'all feelin' the force of me No remorse for me, like there was no recourse for me

It's not that I'm unkind. I just tell it like it is. So suck it up!

In the belly of the best, I'm a wolf amongst sheep At the bottom of the hill, but at the top of the street Above the boulevard, schoolyard, victim of deceit And your running hard, but this wolf it's always at your feet Ya you've seen it all before, but the

The road that leads to happiness is so narrow that two people can not walk on it until they become one.

A real friend is there for you no matter what. Whether they agree with your situation or not, they will always be there, won't replace you, and won't let u down

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don't want to give off the wrong impression.

It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.

so i had surgery again 5 days ago for my friends on here just wanted to say im doin good

there's always a reason to be sarcastic, it keeps me from telling people how stupid I really think they are

if i had to choose between loving you or taking my last breath, i would use my last breath to tell you i love you.......thats some deep shit right there had to post it i like this

A real man gives his lady the attention she deserves, gives her all of his love, calls her beautiful, and treats her like a queen.