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Dazed Confused's Status
IDK & IDGAF
Apr 27, 2019comment
shoot first, ask questions later; isn't that the motto lately?
Mar 5, 2019comment
But know, it's only in my household, the world is safe, but my life is not
Mar 5, 2019comment
Ima be the next MF classified as an active shooter, I swear to MF GOD
Mar 5, 2019comment
Been about 9 yrs, but lookie here, I'm still alive; must be doing something right, LMAO
Feb 16, 2019comment
Wazzup bitches?? I'm back; ain't nothing killed me yet :D
Feb 16, 2019comment
Bored outta my fuking mind...an hour and 14 minutes left of work...shhh *looking around* I'm not on here. hehe
Oct 31, 2013comment
TGIF everyone!!!! Made it through another week; now if quitting time would hurry and get here, so ready to starty my weekend. I got Jack's Honey all the way from TN waiting for me at home....Where the hell is that fast forward button????
May 25, 2012comment
Woohooo....I've leveled up...Thank you very much cfbear1. U R awesome!!!
May 24, 2012comment
I need a big pimpin gift to level up....Someone please help me!!!
May 24, 2012comment
OMG I am sooooo bored; I just wanna go home and spend some time with Jack's Honey that came all the way from TN to see me. Is it quitting time yet???
May 23, 2012comment
Monday blues....damn I hate Mondays. I just hope this week goes by fast. I could so use a beer right now. Love u my fubar friends.
Jan 17, 2011comment
Yee-Muth-Fukken-Haw...It's Friday!!! Now if quitting time would just get here, I'd be all better...so needing a nice cold beer. Oh shhhhh can you hear that? I think it's calling my name.
Nov 19, 2010comment
Happy Thursday Fubar Land...Just one more day until Friday...so ready for the weekend.
Nov 18, 2010comment
Happy Hump Day everyone...now, go hump away!! :P
Nov 17, 2010comment
Bored out of my fucking mind....I need a beer or something.
Nov 16, 2010comment
Well, one day closer to the weekend; so ready for quitting time, the weekened, beer:30...anything but work *sigh*
Nov 16, 2010comment
*Scratching head* OMG where did the weekend go? Damn it went by way too fast...where the hell is that fast forward button...I'm ready for the weekend already *sigh* this is going to make for a long week.
Nov 15, 2010comment
Is it beer:30 yet???
Nov 12, 2010comment
TGIFF!!! I am so ready for the weekend...someone please find that fast forward button to time plzzzzz. I wanna start my weekend alaready!!! Have a great day fubar land.
Apr 30, 2010comment
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