when someone asks you if you have a sec. reply with "i have lots of secs." i guarantee they wont remember what the original question was!

People don't have a clue of what I'm thinking of. Unfortunately, I don't either.lol

~ A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted:Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied:Good night Father of none.

80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand,naked against a wall.Shocked,he asks 'what are you doing?'she says ''I know u cant get it up,maybe u can drop it in!"

Don't make someone a priority in your life, when all your are to them is an option.

i love my life & the ones in it

does it look like i care

What's on your mind?Before you start blaming other people for your problems, maybe you should look in the mirror and see that its not them, it's you!

when i see you or think of you all i can do is smile, because in my heart i know your the one

*One day you will wake up and realize how amazing she really was, and when that day comes, she will be waking up next to the man who already knew*

hummm how is everyone doing ?

just chillin in bmt

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven

what can skittles do that men can't..........cum in 5 different flavors

McDonald's is like sex, I'm loving it.Subway is like pussy eat fresh. Burger kings like a prostitute have it Ur way.Little Cesar's is like orgasms hot and ready

Live, Laugh, and Love. Don't wast your time worrying about people from your past, there is a reason they are not here to share your future.

A study proves that people that have sex 2-3 times a week have a higher life expectancy. Wanna live longer??

Finish the sentence! ........ Me n You should........ ........ ?

When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm great... you'll be screaming

If we only had 5 minutes 2gether! what would u do with me? Repost and see what you get