I saw in the paper where I could get a dollar off of a jar of Dijon Mustard. It was a poupon coupon!

I went on a blind date last night. When I first saw him... It occurred to me that I wasn't blind enough.

Men are stupid and women are crazy! The reason why women are so crazy is BECAUSE men are so stupid!

Inside of me there is a little girl who's dream was to one day become a world class prima ballerina. *pause* Because I ate her.

Inside of me there is a little girl who's dream was to one day become a world famous prima ballerina. Because I ate her.

Inside of me there is a little girl who's dream was to become a prima ballerina. And that's because I ate her and she has yet to pass.

Your like that last piece of pizza. The one that everybody wants, but nobody will take... Because who knows how long it's been sitting there.

If less was more... Then just think how much more MORE would be.

Awwwww. You wanna take me home tonight. Awwwww. Down beside that red fire light. Ohhhhhh. You gonna let it all hang out. Fat Bottom Girls you make the rockin world go round!

Look... If I roll my eyes at you... Don't be insulted. Just be nice enough to pick them up and roll them back to me. *wry smile*

O.K. Here's a question. If you advertise that you will let a person see naked pictures of yourself for fu-bucks or some other price... Does that make you a fu-whore? I kinda think it does. What do you people think?

Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of pure imagination. What you see will defy.... Explanation.

The evening went on and on. Was it time to say goodbye? To all the big decisions, and dirty dishes in my life. Yeah get into my car lover... I'll turn the key and take a drive. But I am just too lazy... To wipe the tears from my eyes.

Well she grew up in an Indiana town, had a good lookin mama... Who never was around. Well she grew up tall. She grew up right. With the Indiana boys on the Indiana nights.

Well in the heat of the day. At home in Alabama. Workin on the rails with a steel drivin hammer. Gotta get some money, some brand new shoes. Tryin to find somebody take away my blues. She don't love me and I'm singin this song. The train ain't comin

Before you slip into... Unconsciousness. I'd, like to have another kiss. Another flashing tryst of bliss another kiss... Another kiss.

Cheeky is right! What cheek you have young lady!

Just because you hurt my feelings, it doesn't mean your capable enough to teach me a lesson. *sincere tone of voice*

Just because you hurt my feelings it doesn't mean your capable enough to teach me a lesson. *sincere tone of voice*

Momma got a squeezebox she wears on her chest. And when daddy comes home he never get no rest. Cause she playin all night. And the musics alright. Mamma got a squeezebox. Daddy never sleep at night.