Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

“I love life and I love that about people... I adore the human experience, I really adore the ... I love the contradictions of people... I don't mind being sexy and girlish and womanly, and all those things at the same time... smart and very”

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Says nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit take chances & never have any regrets

You don't have to have love, just to have sex. Just like you don't need sex just to be in love. #RememberThat

It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them.... Be true to yourself and let your spirit shine.

Isnt it amazing how one person`s words can either screw your whole day up or motivate you to change your life!?!?

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

Well it sure does seem that life is a strange series of twists and turns, ups and downs. We just need to remember to breathe deep and try to enjoy the ride...ooh yea

Men have only two emotions, horny and hungry. If you don't see his boner, make him a sandwich.

I am sueing Herbal Essences. NEVER got a single orgasm from washing my hair. Lying idiots

Happy 40th EARTHDAY........Wearing green today my favorite color!! Remember just taking the time to recycle does make a difference!!!

If Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower?!...

You go down. I climb on top of you. I breath hard. I get hot and sweaty. You just lie there like you don't even care. Treadmill, you are evil. Ha-ha!!

Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away..maybe today is the day..lolz

I Hate running out of hot water in the middle of a shower!!! BRRRRR the water flow WAS starting to feel great!!

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Weed smoking and turkey pulling today. Oops…reverse those verbs. Sorry.

Has anyone ever thought about the fact that Mr. Krabs lives at the bottom of Bikini Bottom?