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People wonder where I'm going in life , but don't follow me to find out because i run into things. LOL
Everyone has at least one mentally unstable friend... I just happen to be that friend!!
you can tell you're going insane when you have an argument with yourself and lose. That's not true. Yes it is. No it's not. Yeah! NO! Fine!
Look, just because you don't hear the voices doesn't mean they don't exist. It just means they don't like you! And thats not a good thing at all noooo not good
when i grow up, i want 2 be an invisible ninja! That hunts unicorns with a fork. Who wants to join me?
is getting my cape and flippers and heading to Wally world for some hide-n-seek with the staff! ~Wanna be on my team?
If you're paddling your scooter up the yard and the fins fall off, how many weasels can fit into a pumpkin?
Thing to do at Wal-Mart: When the manager comes over the intercom, lay down in the fetal position and scream, "AHHHHHHHHH THE VOICES ARE BACK!!"
do you ever, EVER have the feeling that you're being watched...by
A normal person has 1,000 wishes. A SOLDIER has only one, to come home safe. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my friends. In honor of someone that died, a wounded warrior, or who is fighting for your freedom, please
OMG there everywhere the samurai toaster stroodle assassins there coming for my gummie bears and skittles, DON'T LET THEM TAKE MY SKITTLES!
...Shh..the evil pink penguins are after me and I'm not safe until the purple grasshopper gets here so you have to be quiet so they don't find me,OKAY!!!
HA! to all those little green people running around out there, your assassinatio
i am hiding in the closet because the giant purple tomato and the green ninja squirrels are after my taco and the voices in my head are laughing at me!!!
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