This is a site where you need help to advance up the levels. If I can help anyone let me know.

Trivia time: Viagra was originally used to treat high blood pressure the side effect was a pleasant multi-million dollar a year surprise. Remember if you have an erection that last longer then 4 hours, your girl will not let you out of the bed!!

Trivia time: Viagra was originally used to treat high blood pressure the side effect was a pleasant multi-million dollar a year surprise.

They discovered new dinosaurs that were gay. The male was Magasore-ass and the female was Lickalotofpuss.

Rule #4 of my bed: If you can not stop talking, I will show you why god gave man a dick. To keep you quit for 15 mins at a time ... lol you have been warned.

Rule #3 of my bed: You will not get tossed out for eating crackers. Hi I am Joe Crackers.

Rule #2 of my bed: No rulers allowed. It is 12 inches damn it!!

Rule #1 of my bed: If you want sex pull on it 3 times, if you do not want sex pull on it 300 times.

If it was not for the gutter, my mind would have no where to go!!

Strike that!!! not only am I and my girl not getting the buzz from the drinks we receive but all bling polished on gives 154 points ... PERIOD for both of us.

Is anyone else have trouble with their drinks? I mean receiving but not getting the buzz rating for them.

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (in my inbox.) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you.....

Sex is like snow, you never know when you will get it, how long it will last or how many inches there will be.

I will pay 250,000 for a pimp out. I need 2 to level up.

I need pimp outs and buzz kills to level up. Name a price and lets deal!!

Fu-friends and Fu-family please help me level up so that I might help others. Need buzz kills and pimp-outs. Thank you!!

Condom packaging explained: 3 pack, High School. 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday an 1 for Sunday. 6 pack, Collage. 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday. 12 pack, Marriage. 1 for Jan, 1 for Feb, 1 for .......

Bra size explained: A = Almost Tits. B = Barley Boobs. C = Can not complain. D = DAMN! DD = DAMN DAMN!! E = Excellent. F = FAKE.

Sex is a sensation, Caused by temptation, So stop masturbation, and create a new generation, Have you got enough information? or do you need a demonstration?

O.K I will admit it, I am bi sexual. I will buy sex when ever i have to. Tri sexual too, try it any way she wants.