Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

says; Sex on the T.V is fine....As long as you don't fall off it, that hurts!

How you treat me is your karma, how I react is mine.

Let us never forget the fallen

It doesn't matter how much money you have or don't have; if you've got friends, then you're the richest person in the world!

he who laughs last thinks slowest but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind

yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery, screw it all and live for the moment!