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DSide 31st Angelmama nate doGG always's Status
so cool u can call me coolo.
Mar 5, 2015comment
R.I.P. BossLady. MzLady5858. love u always.
Jun 28, 2013comment
um.. hm..? new yrs words of wisdom.. uhh..? um? hm.. Cay.. *AHEM! love is an aCtion.. SO FUCC WHAT U TALCIn bOUT! lol. 2013 WOOOOOO!!!!
Jan 2, 2013comment
MOMMAAAAA!!!. I WAS JUST KIddInnnnnnn!!!!!!!..... :(. :)
Dec 30, 2012comment
MERRY CHRISTmas!!.. :)!
Dec 25, 2012comment
Cool but not too Cool.. warm but not to warm.. Calm. happy. but solemn. stronG viCious but dormid n docile. blissful peaCfull Content in sombered seclusion.. :) siCCmade..
Oct 16, 2012comment
Cool but not too Cool.. warm but not to warm.. Calm. happy. but solemn. stronG siCc but dormid n docile. blissful peaCfull Content in sombered seclusion.. :) siCCmade..
Oct 16, 2012comment
i Came to slap babies! lil Cute mthfcas. Goo Goo Ga Ga. boo boo dadda. STOp CALLIn ME dAT SHI*! MTHFCA I dOnT KnO U! *SHMACC! SLAp THE SHI* OUTTA bAbY! lol
Oct 14, 2012comment
ni**as Got me twisted.. situations gettin drastiC.. so put yo baCC to the wall n ConeCt jaws like maGnets.. lol. (u Can tell i stole that from a sonG huh.. :( lol)
Sep 25, 2012comment
SLAP dEM bAbIES! :)! thnCu for all my Cool Genuine friends. worC dont allow me muCh time but when i get it, i will always show love. really value ya'll for just bein so Cool n selfless CUZ theres def plenty of b.s. stay up ou tthere! :)!
Sep 2, 2012comment
CAnT EVEn CEEp MY EYES OpEn.. need an hr nap THEn!.. ITS 11's ALL In YA AZZ! :D!
Sep 1, 2012comment
nEbOdY THAT dOnT WAnnA GET FUCCEd WIT. GET. THE FUCC. OUUTTT!! CUZ IM FEELIn LIKE An AZZ, SO ITS bOUT TO GO dOWn On YOURS! if ure a dude then i meant that in a Completely heterosexual way. lol. *n COnGRATS TO SERENA WILLIAMS GOLD MEDAL C WALCIN ON THE WORL
Aug 5, 2012comment
nEbOdY THAT dOnT WAnnA GET FUCCEd.. GET. THE FUCC.. OUUUUTTTT!!.... CUZ IM FEELIn LIKE An AZZ, SO ITS bOUT TO GO dOWn On YOURS! if ure a dude then i meant that in a Completely heterosexual way. lol. *n COnGRATS TO SERENA WILLIAMS GOLD MEDAL C WALCIN ON THE
Aug 5, 2012comment
nEbOdY THAT dOnT WAnnA GET FUCCEd WIT In THIS MTHFCA!!.. GET. THE FUCC.. OUUUUTTTTTT...... CUZ IM FEELIn LIK EAn AZZ SO ITS bOUT TO GO dOWn On YOURS! if ure a dude then i meant that in a Completely hetero sexual way. lol. *n ConGrats to Serena Williams Go
Aug 5, 2012comment
nEbOdY THAT dOnT WAnnA GET FUCCEd WIT In THIS MTHFCA!!.. GET. THE FUCC.. OUUUUTTTTTT...... CUZ IM FEELIn LIK EAn AZZ SO ITS bOUT TO GO dOWn On YOURS! if ure a dude then i meant that in a Completely hetero sexual way. lol.
Aug 5, 2012comment
very hot summer yes. but Girls wearin even less ClothinG!.. :)! ohhh.. yess... Gotta thinC on the briGht side. **now, aCCeptinG all friendzone possitions. CUZ eventually everybody Gets drunC n does somethinG they regret. :)! Yes i said it . :P
Jul 20, 2012comment
very hot summer yes. but Girls wearin even less ClothinG!.. :)! oh yess... Gotta thinC on the briGht side. now, aCCeptinG all friendzone possitions. CUZ eventually everybody Gets drunC n does somethinG they regret. :)! Yes i said it . :P
Jul 20, 2012comment
*passes out.. welp.. that was fun. i need a post vaCation, vaCation.. i promise i tried to just sit on my azz n be a fat bastard too.. :)! WELL ATLEAST I WAS FAT STILL! :)!
Jul 12, 2012comment
just been out.. no day off for 3 weecs str8.. was gettin it.. done Go it.. n REAdY TO GO HOME! lol. rape all ya'll up soon. have only 165 ppl in my friends.. so bout 65 i gotta makeup rape up.. so more then likely ure one of em. sorry i been gone
Jun 14, 2012comment
fuCC threats. i already Cleaned up my friends list. LOL! too many paGes of ppl i didnt kno. madin it hard to find the real friends i really appreciate. SO HAppY 11S DAY! :)! THnCS FOR nE GEnUInE LOVE! n pREpARFE TO bE RApEd! :)!! lol. (wont be adding more
May 20, 2012comment
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