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oi
Jul 25, 2017comment
o.O I leveled?
Apr 17, 2017comment
Hooray.
Nov 22, 2016comment
What's good peeps?
Nov 15, 2016comment
Wtf Jesus, why must you prompt me give you permission to fill my inbox with spam, with every click on this site? o.O you had it once, what'd you do with it? :)
Dec 3, 2015comment
zomg. 6 years.
Jun 23, 2015comment
irie
Apr 24, 2015comment
Points going to my #1. Show the love.
Feb 26, 2015comment
Someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool.
Jan 13, 2015comment
Must be rated an 11 by 10 different members. Members must be in top 250 Hottest Members. Make sure they lifetime top members. -- Can we make this happen..?
Jan 2, 2015comment
Happy New One, fufuckers.
Dec 31, 2014comment
Doot
Dec 6, 2014comment
Enjoy the day.
Nov 27, 2014comment
o.O
Nov 17, 2014comment
Damn, almost turkey time again? o.O
Nov 16, 2014comment
Hooray for Friday!
Oct 3, 2014comment
Sent home from work, and told to file for a leave of absence, due to my tendinitis. Joy.
Sep 5, 2014comment
I hate working in our freezer at work. Shit is just too cold.
Aug 12, 2014comment
Oh joy, its Saturday.. Another day of slavery at the ol' work place.
Jul 19, 2014comment
Can I Tongue Punch your Fart Box?
Jul 7, 2014comment
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