So long and thanks for all the fish

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy

Remember. Memorial Day isn't about BBQ and a 3 day weekend, it is about those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Stay safe my friends.

Remember, Memorial day isn't about BBQ and a 3 day weekend. it is about those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Stay safe my friends.

The battle for Lord Stanley is currently underway, if you need me, chances are I'm busy watching hockey.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

The past is only the future with the lights on.

People say you can't live without love... I personally think oxygen is more important.

Entertain a clown and you become apart of the circus.

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.

Accept the good in your life. Like me. I'm a fucking delight.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination

I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.