Wow Fubar's had a makeover since the last time I checked in! Hope all of my long lost Fubar friends are all doing well :) Wassssssup?

Well hello Fubar, been a long time since I have logged on, what's new???

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.

Moaning everyone. I'm sorry but this fat free half n half just isn't doin' the job to the coffee.

I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger~

Good morning Fu, Happy Friday you bastids!! Anyone doing anything fun this weekend??

If they came out with a handheld miniature wii, would it be called the wii wii?

Watching the Bengals-Steelers game, chili cooking on the stove, friends over to watch the game, sunny and 70, could it get any better???

Is everyone having a good Saturday night?

HAPPY FRIDAYYYYYYYY....Doin' the Friday Dance of Love, Lust and as soon as I get home from work, Liquor lol

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

Anyone else put their Christmas lights up this past weekend????

I need a weekend after the weekend to sleep before Monday morning comes!!!

What passed for society was a loud, giddy whirl of thieves and pretentious hustlers, a dull sideshow full of quacks and clowns and philistines with gimp mentalities. ~Hunter S. Thompson

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

Happy Monday Fu

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~Oscar Wilde~

Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.

Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil. ~Dilbert~

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. ~Steve Martin~