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Nipsy Russell I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Benny Hill Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. Miscellaneous methods of Civil Disobedience:
Standing in front of City Hall and chanting the word 'pudding' until one's demands are met.
Phoning members of the 'establishment' and singing 'Bess, You Is My Woman Now' into the phone.
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