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sexy lady's Status
O.k that fucking does it, obviously I can't buy my own drinks, can somebody fucking give me a fucking hand??????????????????????????
Apr 27, 2012comment
Alrighty then, I must get drunk!!!!!!!!!!!! Missed you guys! Major apologies for being gone, just dealing with life.....
Aug 14, 2011comment
It's not about the cough you're coughing, it's the coffin they're carrying you off in!
Feb 1, 2011comment
IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL IF U GET CAUGHT! :p
Sep 12, 2010comment
How can you find the right person, you must let go of the wrong one
Aug 22, 2010comment
Another wonderful day, with my f.... friends!! Life couldn't be better!
Aug 16, 2010comment
I don't have patience for people that don't have patience!
Aug 10, 2010comment
HEY FU---has anybody seen my prescription of chillaxin?!!? :
Aug 4, 2010comment
HEY FU---has anybody seen my prescription of chillaxin?!!? :P
Jul 19, 2010comment
has anybody seen my prescription of chillaxin?? :P
Jul 9, 2010comment
feeling a little hung-over
Jun 18, 2010comment
Feeling naughty
Mar 23, 2010comment
Major apologies, been away from civilasation
Mar 18, 2010comment
I feel like making love
Jan 5, 2010comment
Happy New Year Everybody
Dec 31, 2009comment
Feeling sad andI hate the holidays
Dec 13, 2009comment
Happy Turkey Day, to all you Turkeys, Major apologies to my friends that I haven't been around
Nov 24, 2009comment
look at and comment on my halloween pics-- pretty please with a cherry on top!
Nov 8, 2009comment
Another month gone by, what the....?
Nov 3, 2009comment
Lights are on, but no one's home
Oct 26, 2009comment
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