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EnglandAVFC fumarried to Dreamie's Status
Teabagging midgets!
Jul 17, 2010comment
Teeth.....Bellend....NOT GOOD!!!!!!
Jun 29, 2010comment
licking windows!!!!!
Jun 28, 2010comment
So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!
Jun 27, 2010comment
Teabagging midgets!!!!!
Jun 27, 2010comment
sick as fuck!!!!!!!!!
Oct 16, 2009comment
Joining the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Abnormally Premature Aardvarks
Oct 13, 2009comment
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Oct 9, 2009comment
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
Oct 7, 2009comment
Friendship is like pissing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Oct 2, 2009comment
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest
Sep 29, 2009comment
Fruitcakes are the only things that are always on the move.
Sep 28, 2009comment
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Sep 28, 2009comment
Im back home now......
Sep 27, 2009comment
Bored!!!!!!
Sep 14, 2009comment
Get in there Villa.....shit on them fuckin blue noses
Sep 13, 2009comment
Finished painting.....now im gona get pissed as a fart
Sep 12, 2009comment
Painting.....fuckin great!!!!!
Sep 11, 2009comment
Taint lickin slut!!!!!
Sep 10, 2009comment
YAY im going to 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa.....C'MON ENGLAND
Sep 9, 2009comment
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