Have you ever noticed that some of the most attractive women on the planet come from either Phoenix AZ or Las Vegas NV?

Do we define ourselves or are we defined with the context of the world surrounding us? Every reality is another dimension, another layer, adding to the complexity of our psyche and giving us the opportunity to be more – to be better – than who

Succumbing to the realization that you might never again experience something must be one of the most tragic journeys in life. Hope really is all that's left when you're afraid to face the truth.

A lot of times - most of the time - people have something going on in their head, but they can't figure out why, at least not on a conscious level. As I've grown and come to understand myself better I've found a term for that phenomenon: Self Preservatio

If I ever meet the guy who came up with that god damn Geico commercial with the little piggy crying "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" all the way home... DEAD!

I just told a friend of mine that I'm going to "pimp out" my home office by buying two enormous 30 inch monitors that will be set on feather touch mounts. Really...? I'm that guy now...?! I need to get in a bar fight or something.

Why does the guy at Circle K feel the need to have a five minute conversation with me every morning...? Just give me my damn coffee!

The difference between exhausted and delirious… You can’t function when you’re exhausted, but delirious is the second wind.

Sunday Funday? Eh... probably not. Work, gym, work, then maybe.

I'm telling you right now... There are very few people who I have met or who I know of that I have ill will towards. But if ever meet the guy in charge of the SCE 2010 installer... LAVA DEATH.

I wonder how long do you have to go without getting laid until you're considered a virgin again.

Still looking for that staycation... I might have to tape my eye lids open tonight if I want to finish everything. I'm VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY tired!

I want a staycation... four days, two for sleeping and two for doing all the things I never have time for outside of sleep.

I think 12AM makes it just about time for a drink... enough work for one day.

I've been up since 4AM because I had too much shit to do this weekend and couldn't get it all done. Productivity thus far is next to zero because no one follows through on shit. I'm going to wind up going postal pretty soon, either that or back to bed!

Bill Gates hates me... That's right, Bill Gates and God, they both hate me and have conspired together to make my life miserable.

I have now gone four days without any physical interaction with another human being outside of the dude at CircleK when I buy coffee and peanut butter crackers. You want to work from home all the time... careful what you wish for.

Let's not forget what happened ten years ago today. It's far too easy to let the past slip from our minds; REMEMBER what it felt like to watch people return home covered in soot, what it felt like to watch the carnage on TV, what it felt like to worry abo

So much for day drinking... Ever wake up one morning and realize you've slowly become someone's god damn bitch?! Who has job opening available for a principal software engineer?

Work, work, work, work... SICK