If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem. Playing truth or dare, lol What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody nose, lol Answering the phone to a number you don't know is the equivalent of picking up a hitchhiker, lol I dont pretend to be anything I am not...Except sober, i've pretended to be sober a few times, lol Chiefs gonna kick some bronco butt tonight. Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them>>> *Wonders how to make a monochrome gif* Wanna watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Heart's are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages. If i am ever on life support, unplug me.....then plug me back in and see if that works, lol Did you know a fart is just the screaming of trapped poo? lol Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent. lol Tip for the day: If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. lol What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grraaiinnss. lol The past, present, and future walked into a bar.....it was tense. |
