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Llama Trauma's Status
The walking deadddddd.
Nov 3, 2013comment
My Llama is starving. Where are the nums? Post them in the MuMMs.
Nov 2, 2013comment
Are GIFs not allowed in the MuMMs anymore? WTF!
Oct 30, 2013comment
Back from the grave.
Oct 30, 2013comment
Red red red red red neck!
Jul 22, 2013comment
WE are team BLUE! The boy that daddy always wanted :)
Jun 6, 2013comment
Baby is kicking up a storm!
Jun 5, 2013comment
My malamute needs a real life snow globe. She refuses to go outside!
Jun 3, 2013comment
Hard to love, hard to love. No, I don't make it easy! I couldn't do it if I stood where you stood.
Jun 3, 2013comment
Milk & Carmel Ghiraddelli squares. NumNumNum.
Jun 1, 2013comment
I'm a fire breathing dragon :( Heartburn from hell
May 31, 2013comment
The highway don't care if you're coming home, but I do, I do.
May 31, 2013comment
mama is craving some hot cheetos....and a zantac!
May 31, 2013comment
I'm in GODMODE. Just ask me and I'll MEGAPOLISH you with my PIMPHAND until you MAKEITRAIN in my CHERRYBOMB. Talk about a BIG BANG!
May 30, 2013comment
Starting to like using a LMG instead of an assault on COD. What has gotten into me?
May 30, 2013comment
Death by puppy dog kisses.
May 29, 2013comment
Haven't gained a pound at 22 weeks pregnant!!!
May 28, 2013comment
Rock me momma like a wagon wheel!
May 28, 2013comment
Hang over three was alright!
May 25, 2013comment
Feasted on some cake while my Malamute slapped me with her paws and howeled at me.
May 24, 2013comment
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