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KissMyTulips's Status
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me. ;)
Aug 17, 2010comment
Is an orgasm donor ... apply within
Aug 16, 2010comment
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. '
Jul 28, 2010comment
Fucking virgin! How can the whole god damn Ontario network be down?? Friggin providers more useless then tits on a nun!
Jul 14, 2010comment
Love, love, love my new tattoo! Couldn't be more perfect :)
Jul 8, 2010comment
Had a crazy fun weekend! Met some awesome people, watch an amazing fight, got in some fishing with the fam and a bitchin tan! Getting inked tomorrow...so excited!
Jul 4, 2010comment
HAPPY CANADA DAY!! █ ♥ █
Jul 1, 2010comment
Getting my new ink in 5 days! Can't wait! =)
Jun 30, 2010comment
Thanks for helping me level guys!
Jun 30, 2010comment
You guys rock! =)
Jun 30, 2010comment
Hate to ask but could someone send me a big pimpin gift?
Jun 30, 2010comment
Do you know what 'SOBER' stands for? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!
Jun 25, 2010comment
2 weeks till I get my next tattoo. So excited!
Jun 22, 2010comment
May cause swelling, stiffness, breathlessness, fatigue, hot flashes & sweating. Such symptoms are normal, & it is safe to continue taking her regularly
Jun 9, 2010comment
Loving the sunshine! Time to work on my tan! =)
May 31, 2010comment
Had a crazy long weekend! Need the rest of the week to recover from it
May 25, 2010comment
My belly hurts :(
May 21, 2010comment
The only problem with sex addiction is when your not getting any...
May 20, 2010comment
Someone paid 2.5 mil for me? I feel loved! =)
May 13, 2010comment
Sweet! Now I can party like a rock, party like a rockstar!
May 9, 2010comment
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