whoop whoooop!!! wot up fam!! long time no see!!!

why did the koala fall out of the tree?? 'cause it was dead!!

Hey guys, sorry i haven't been round. Cheers for the much love while i was gone

i like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for me...

i've been thinking...oh wait, no i haven't

any aussies in here that actually talk?

hmmm, when you go to the cinema, which arm rest is yours?

IF PUBS N BARS REFUSE TO SERVE DRUNKS, WHY DOES MACCAS SERVE FAT PEOPLE?

IF YOU DO WOT I DO, AND I DO WOT YOU DO, THEN WOULDN'T THAT KINDA MAKE US ALL DA SAME?

DERKER!! DERKER DERKER!! BUKALUCKA GJAD!!

A-BOOGAWOO-WAA!!! WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF HORRORS!!! HUK HSTYKIJRTYTJKLU