Sadly there is a LOT of things a woman wont do for a Klondike Bar

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I don't know what Grandma is talking about...there is no little man in a boat under the table

Thinking about moving to Mexico so I can come back here and get a good job

I treat others the way I want to be treated and still no one sexually harasses me

Noticed every team that starts with a "P" has won and every team that flies lost.Sorry Jets.GO PATS!!!!!!!!

I treat others the way I want to be treated and still no one sexually harasses me

Colts got beat up like they were all named Cortland Finnegan.

Am I the only one who realizes that the lead vampire in Twilight is a pedophile?He's 110 and his highschool girl friend was 17

I treat others the way I want to be treated and still no one sexually harasses me

If I knew what I was doing I would be doing it right now

Happy"So she wouldn't swallow"day

Is it wrong to want to do the girl from the sexual harassment video?

happy VD everyone!!!

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them

Type "Where is Chuck Norris" on Google's home page search & click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.The read what it says in red

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

Oh my groin.Think I pulled something or should

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.