Feeling like life is pretty awesome!

Just started a 90day health challenge a few weeks ago, down 5 lbs, 7 inches off my waist, and 2 inches off my hips. So excited!

I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

Happy St. Patrick's day. The holiday has nothing to do with getting drunk, but you probably will anyways. Be safe.

Question ladies: WTF is up with the duck face?? You know the one I'm talking about. The,"I think I'm sexy so I'm gonna pucker my lips like I'm kissing air" face. This is not cute on anybody. STOP IT! Please and thank you.

Apparently officially back on the market. Let the fun begin.

Don't ask for the truth if you don't want to hear it. At least I was honest. :)

Bought a new web cam for work (I swear it's not perverted) and all I wanna do is take pictures of myself.

I'm out of beer :(

Why do I always seem to come home drunk from the karaoke bar??

There is not a bouquet of flowers big enough to make up for douche-baggery and insensitivity.

I think it's very tragic Whitney went the way she did. God given talent. Drugs are not our friends.

Irritated right now. Some of us try hard to be good people. Don't take that for granted.

Damn, how you get stood up on a Skype date by your own family. Fail

Skype time with my fam back home. I miss them.

Cooking dinner for the bf tonight, any suggestions?

*sigh* that is all

Had a conversation with the new bf about past relationships with women and he seemed uncomfortable. Fellas: If your lady told you she was bi would that make you uncomfortable?

Ok, so I know I may be asking a lot, but if you helped me level please leave me a comment of what you need and I promise to get to you as fast as I can. THANK YOU!!

Need 25 rates and 10 fans to level. Help Please....will return the favor with any help I can.