WANTED:EVIL GENIUS:seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psycopath for no pay.Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided....NO WEIRDOS!!! call 1-900-MWAH-HAHA

I have no filter for my mouth. So, if you don't really want to know. Don't ask!

Ink, it does a body good.

If you tell me to seize the day i will in return tell you......carpe deez nutz!

i love you but if a zombie Apocalypse happens I'm taping a piece of paper to your back saying (EAT ME I'M TASTY)

No matter if I love you or not, I am still shooting you if you turn into a zombie!

just activated:asshole mode

Hey you,here....hold my beer while i try somethin...and dont drink it!

start ur day in such a way that when ur feet hit the floor in the morning even the devil shuggs his shoulders and says"quiet,hes up