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says sure drinking doesn't solve your problems... but it sure as fuck helps ya forget them for a while!

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Life is not about showing up at the grave in a nice preserved body...it's about sliding in at the last second all banged up yelling "holy shit what a ride!"

is pondering on one of the great mysteries of life - why do women scream at Spiders ? - Spiders don't have ears !!

is pondering on one of the great mysteries of life - why do women scream at Spiders ? - Spiders don't have ears !!

is wondering why is it bad things always happen to good people and good things always happen to bad people! life really is a joke sometimes!!!

is trying to remember what a day without pain feels like :o(

In this economy, you have to love that you have a job rather than love your job...

Pain, Pain go away! Come an hurt me another day!

I realize now that payday needs a new name...Exchange day! Think about it It goes from my hand right into someone elses hands, therein we made an exchange.

Box of matches-$1.79, gallon of gas-$2.75, leaving work happy- PRICELESS!

If Red Bull Gives you wings, Crown Royal gives you balls...

Work: The part of the day between getting up and going to bed that makes you think, "Why do I f*cking bother??"

is going 2 find his happy place..u know the 1 i mean...padded walls ,self hugging jacket ...and FREE DRUGS

Too bad the GPS doesn't let you detour around idiots!

put your hands up if you think I'm crazy... think again who's the one sticking their hand up in front of the computer :P

is at the junction between wtf and I don't give a shit

says 'YES, some people do have more money than sense, but i got the raw deal and have more sense than money'.

would like to wish all those wonderful moms out there a very Happy Mother's Day. Enjoy your special day!