You threatened my world with war. You might not be glad that you did...

I hate it when- I plan a conversation in my head, but the other person doesn't follow the script.

Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head

The sun is shining, but the ice is slippery! :O

My common sense is tingling!

"I have no plans to die today..."-Thor

You know he came around here about a week ago, with some cats that I had never seen before. Man, I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens, can you dig it?

May the 4th be with you!

I'm loyal to nothing, General.. except the Dream.

Hulk smash clash people!!

The name is Ichigo. I'm the one who's gonna beat your ass. How's it goin'?

Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.

Your destiny lies with me... Obi-Wan knew this to be true.

Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

I'm the very best at what I do... but what I do isn't very nice.

Now you face the Mightiest Avenger of all!

Rock giants crumble under the blow of the mighty Mjolnir. I fear this brute won't be as obliging.

The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this *whole* Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!

I have cool ass friends! Thanks Charles and 68 IOU 1!

What's it take to get 3 buzzkills? A sugar cookie, man this is crazy!