meh

FUUUUUUUCK YAHOOO

RIP Patrick Swayze.

are you looking at my stash?? its okay go ahead and take a peek

If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a treat

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you? lol

dry

"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

A computer beat me at chess once. But, it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A. Because their plugged into a genius!

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken

the answer is yes

xxoox lol

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lunatic fringe i know your out there....

*sigh* i need fans

I finally got it all together and then forgot where I put it

friendship is like peeing on yourself. everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warmth of it.

i need something..........cant say what