If you're gonna do wrong... make sure you do wrong right

Ever been so single that you have no one to drunken text?

Ever been so single you have no one to drunken text?

When nothing goes right... go left

You know who a man really is—not in his decisions in the best of times, but in his decisions under greatest strain, when the things he cares for most are ripped from his grasp without mercy.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at bacon

So I am confused why a simple statement as a good morning or good afternoon is ignored by so many

So this one time I threw a grenade and killed 50 guys... then the grenade exploded. Just saying. ;)