i have heard of being beaten by an "ugly stick" but damn you must of been gang banged by the whole Forrest

my facebook add tinerzella@live.com

You win some, you lose some. And if you're lucky, you get some. :)

If you woke up naked in bed with me. what would you say to me? Using no more then 5 words.

You my friend should have been swallowed

Us Women have special powers. We get wet with out water, We bleed with out injury, and we make boneless meat get hard, and make men eat with out cooking 8-)

...... is Textually Active and i will give you a PHONER!!!!! :P

Before sex you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself . . moral of my story in life: No one helps you once your fucked

My next boyfriend better let me spank his ass cheeks during foreplay, if not in revenge i will glue them together. well if you can't beat'em, join'em

errrm i broke something may i borrow some of your man glue???

The person above and below my post masterbates to betty white pics!!

Sorry about those texts i sent last night my phone was drunk

What do you mean i'm not a lady? i always keep my pinky out when i give handjobs ;-P