It's baffling just how many stupid idiot guys are on this site. Learn to read, dipshits!

If you can't take two seconds to read my "About Me" before hitting on me, you deserve to see my bitchy side!

where does a girl find a girl in this place

Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!

If everyone in my life was as epic as i think i am id be set

So thank full that the week is almost over

why is it im happy & my exes try to proposition me you lost your chance when i got with my boyfriend & you lost my respect when you put your p in my best friends b

Im your cherry bomb , have ya grab ya till you're sore

I'll put the zippity in your dooda

I bruised the cartildge on the inside of my nose lesson i learned dont try to out manuvere the pro wrestle you get hurt

evil smirk cause i give the best birthday presents

anxiety depression sucks like a porn star fluffer the hbo porn not the good stuff

how far do i let people keep twisting the blade in my back im pretty sure im bleeding out

Candy & Porn cant think of a better combination

more fun then a barrel of monkeys

Things really are great in my life less stressed & have all i need to keep me happy

feel like a rubber band about to break need 2 not worry about what i dont have & be happy with what i do before i fuck it all up

i hate allergy season

excited got a babysitter for valentines day so get to spend it with the guy i call mine

i wish i could fall asleep alone easier