If you ever think of me out of the blue, Just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you! 💕

You should come over & do some "We shouldn't be doing this!" kinda thing with me...

Everything that truly makes us happy is quiet simple. Love, Sex, & food.

Cuddling with you would be perfect right now!

Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it. Rockin the "43"

Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch!

Cuddle buddy applications going out. Do you want one?

Yes.. I can drive stick! =)

Happy Father's Day to all the Dads out there in Fu world! I hope you've enjoed your day!

Psychology says "Females short in height are the cutest!"

If you ever feel lonely and feel that no one loves you and cares for you - remember me.

When someone tells me I look familiar, I respond with "I used to do porn."

The ex swore I had sixty-one boyfriends before him because I gave him the nickname sixty second lover.

Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question!

Daydreaming of PsYcOtTic 69

"I'm a strong person but every now & then I need someone to take my hand & say "Everything will be alright!"

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, & able to take on the world. That's why I love you Jack Daniels!

“Whoever coined the term “absence makes a heart grow fonder,” was an idiot. Absence makes a b1tch grow crazy.”

People are like chocalates. Some are soft-centered, some hard, some are just plain nutty!

Mama said, "Idle hands are Devil's handwork. Oh, the trouble you'll get into!"