Going to go dress up as the grim reaper and run around in the Nursing home and say, "See you soon!."

i was born to lose but im built for booze cant wait to knock em down

OILBAMA...just another slick basturd in office

i say we soak obama in dawn then scrub him like an oiled pelican ...maybe then hell come clean

i need fans to level pls

everyone has a right to be stupid ...some just abuse it

if i have sex with someone with multiple personality's does that count as an orgy?????

wadya mean im not kind...just not your kind

support your local search and rescue...get lost

who put a stop payment on my reality check???

im busy ill have to ignore u later

ftw

6000 to level

i hate hangovers

its offical im trashed and in love

fuck it

17115 to go

the aints no more!!!

dear miami you didnt order enough alcohol

who dat!!!!!!!!!!