don't try and win over haters. your not the jackass whisperer...

if you're happy and you know it....share your meds!

Bro Code: Article 95; A Bro shall alert another Bro to the presence of a chesty woman, regardless of weather he knows the Bro or not. Such alerts may not be administered verbally.

WTF??

Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2!

do you ever get tired of rhetorical questions?

if i wasn't this, i'd be something else.

i used to do lots of drugs in the 60's..now i do them in any temp!!!!

i'm against picketing... but i don't know how to show it!!!!

F**K IT!!! NEVERMIND!!!!

""There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't""

spent a month in Alaska,I came back a huskey f*cker!!!

what doesn't kill you is a good excuse to get drunk.

FO SHO!!!!

can someone call my buddy 1-630-776-8089

can someone call my 1-630-776-8089

if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid!!!!! me and roofies like this =)!!

i think you suffer from Rectal Cranial Inversion, otherwise known as Head Up Your Ass Syndrome!

i'm upping my standards..SO UP YOURS!!!!