1 day of presents 364 days of fun, I think I'll take my chances;)

if sex between two people is a twosome , sex between three people is a threesome and sex between four people is a foursome , how many of you are handsome?;)

isn't it Ironic that the Republican party has an elephant (strong and never forgets)as it's mascot and the Democrat party has the jackass (how fitting)

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Arizona has idiots for jurors, they couldn't reach a penalty for a b*tch that brutally murdered a man, the holdout should be prosecuted

if anybody ever told you to speak your mind , you'd have nothing to say.

Aliens came to Earth in search of intelligent life, and by the looks of some of the people here a lot of you are safe.

Jodi Arias guilty 1st degree murder]\

you laugh ,I laugh, you cry I cry, you smile I smile . you jump off a bridge I'm gonna miss you sucka

scare the sh*t out of somebody today, stare at them and smile

from $2,000,000 to 10,000 in 3 days , wow this economy sucks

The Difference between stupidity and genius .... genius has its limits

R.I.P. Richie Havens

The difference between stupidity and genius.... genius has it's limits!

Due to recent budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

in order to capture a woman Heart, you must first capture her attention

Attention ladies-one of the ten commandments say's thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife" lucky for you it doesn't say anything about her husband.;) have fun!

Just Wondering, ever wonder why all the bling on fubar are Polish

Attention Ladies: The way to a mans heart is not through the stomach, it's between the sixth and seventh rib from the bottom left side with a quick upward thrust!;)

a young boy asks his mom "What's the key to a long life?" his mother told him "Happiness" the young boy went to school the next morning and his teacher says to write a paper on "What you want to be when you grow up" the boy responded by saying "Happy!" the