what do panties and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol.

if ur better off now than 4 years ago,u must b an illegal.

Roses r red,Kamala's not black. Joe has dementia and Hunters on crack

if u get upset over a black woman on a syrup bottle,then why not over a fake white chick w a dick on a beer can?

know ur worth. Don't give anyone a discount.

u think ur job is hard? try being the sign language interpreter at a Biden speech.

Jeff Dunham. come get ur dummy out of the white house

My alarm tells me u r in my house. My gun says not for long.

named my dog Immigration. let him loose in Texas,then went around the neighborhood calling his name.

Before u break into my house, stand outside and get right w Jesus and let him know ur coming.

I'm a second hand vegetarian. Cows eat grass,I eat cows.

I want someone to look at me like I do a menu.

if u have a clear shot and a shovel,u have no need to call the police.

u know why we don't have rioters in Wyoming? because we live by the 3 Ss. Shoot,Shovel,Shut up.

b careful following the masses. sometimes the m is silent.

going back to work. a month vacation w no pay bites.

another day in Lego Land.

3-16 is my b-day. show some love.

yes I have a beautiful daughter. hurt her and know I have a gun,shovel and an alibi.

exit light,enter night .take my hand . off to never never Neverland .