fuck this place

hey fu, missed you

too old too sleep in the car.

any fu's in the Bellevue Seattle area when I put a fu up for the night on your couch? late night and early morning and I left my credit cards at home so no Hotel

who wants a spankin?!

When the elevators go out on a 16 story remodel, one discovers that no matter what kind of boots you have...... they are not made for walking.

how come no one ever invites me out for dinner and sex? It's not like I play hard to get ߘ

hm, how real are we on here?

I said I f****** hate being horny at work

I would rather be skateboarding

Happy day after v.d.

Big girls are awesome, just sayin

lookin for love in all the wrong places