"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, far flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed,

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts up, panties down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

More than 10 people die each year from vending machine accident!!!

So, the doctor delivering Snooki's baby better be careful. He is bound to have a little Situation on his hands.....

So my old lady caught me blow drying my junk this morning, she asked what the hell I was doing.... Heating up your breakfast wasnt the right answer.... LOL

Let's see who truly reads my status.. You and I wake up in a police car handcuffed together. Using three words only, what would you say to me? Note: If you comment, you must copy and paste this to your status so I can comment on yours as well