I didn't know how much I hate painting cabinets until now ...I really hate it though

I really hate this class....

Well, I got a purple shirt to match my purple car...

Well, I'm a piece of garbage... forgot a bday yesterday....

Wish I could sleep through the night...

Wanna know when you have been in Afghanistan too long?? You get dandruff in your eyebrows...

Just blew the crotch outta my pants at work.... yaaaaaayyy!

Just when you think you know someone....turns out they are way more awesome than you originally thought.

Proof that doing something good for someone else, with no expectations other than being a good person, bears good fruit. Pretty stoked right now...

Whatever happened to doing good deeds for others just because?! Not to see what you can get out of it, but to just be a good human being.

Had a tick crawling around my crotch area today...guess whose about to get lucky!!!!

Y'all wear your masks please...I'm tired of not being able to do my 2 am Walmart shopping...

Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I have tp lol

That moment you debate going home or not after being away for 6 months...at least I have TP here!!!!

So you say you are "independent and can take care of yourself"....don't worry, I'll prove you wrong.

I really hate coming to this place...

Going to go yest drive cars this weekend...might be a bad idea lol

So people that ask for credits or bling, what do people ask for in return?

Sometimes a simple misunderstanding can turn into something pleasently unanticipated. Here's to good things from unexpected places.

PSA- If I give you bling, blast, sh*tface etc, I am not looking to be added to your NSFW albums, nudes, bj, hj, zj, or even a backrub. Also, if I send you a complimentary message, that's all it is. Not looking to try to get in your pants.