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ready for a real drink
May 14, 2017comment
happy mother's day to all whom it may apply
May 14, 2017comment
another day in sunny AZ
Apr 11, 2017comment
Watching the D-backs take on Cleveland later live at the stadium
Apr 9, 2017comment
taking a little trip
Apr 4, 2017comment
April's fool passed now back to regular programming
Apr 2, 2017comment
On this day of April 1st, I declare myself the biggest fan of the best President we have ever had Donald J. Trump
Apr 1, 2017comment
I am your Huckleberry
Mar 27, 2017comment
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
Mar 24, 2017comment
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.  And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.  Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Mar 24, 2017comment
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.  And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.  Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
Mar 24, 2017comment
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.  And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.  Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
Mar 24, 2017comment
The greatest speech ever:  We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.  And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.  Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
Mar 24, 2017comment
"The greatest speech ever:  We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.  And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.  Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."
Mar 24, 2017comment
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
Mar 24, 2017comment
don't know you but all these stupid pop up advertisement is not making it fun to have this app anymore
Mar 3, 2017comment
getting ready to leave this Island
Feb 9, 2017comment
that was a freak show of a game
Feb 5, 2017comment
what is up with FUBAR disabling the rounds option...come on
Jan 29, 2017comment
what to do
Jan 11, 2017comment
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