I'm only here to play the arcade games.

What's up?

In retrospect, coffee at 10 pm was a bad idea.

I hear someone screaming... That's the last time I buy duct tape at the dollar store!

If I could describe myself in three words, it would be: " I suck at math".

Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday when they are lying in hospitals dying from nothing.

I am a social vegan, I avoid meet.

Is it too forward to tell a guy you wanna sit on his face? Even as a joke?

I just saw a dude with a duck-face pose.... What is this world coming to?

Ugh..I cannot get motivated to do my homework..

Boredom, I'm not a fan.. :-(

OMG, Guess what I got for Valentine's Day? Nothing! Because I'm single. lol

I'm ready for some commercials.... Um er.. I mean football!!

I'm bored. Entertain me please.

If you're a guy and your rack is larger than mine, please keep a shirt on.

Your mom!

I'm at work folks. It may take a few for me to respond.

Yay! A new semester is starting tomorrow.. Ugh!

Mumm = I forgot how to make my own decisions, please give me some really bad advise that I can follow.

Yay!! School starts again Monday. *Sarcasm, extreme sarcasm*