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Have a greaaaaattt Monday babies. Xoxo♥♥
Feb 22, 2016comment
Happy fucking Friday fu fuckers!!!!! :-P :-P
Jan 22, 2016comment
Hope all are having an amazzzzing titty Tuesday! xoxoxo
Jan 19, 2016comment
Seriously fu!!!! Ya gonna remove that profile pic!??? #pettycakepettycake smfh
Jan 17, 2016comment
OK ok, so update on previous PSA... I am cleeeearly MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME! you may now return to your regularly scheduled fuckey. kisses and shit y'all! xxx
Jan 16, 2016comment
PSA......I'm motherfuckjng awesome!!! That is all, carry on. xoxo
Jan 16, 2016comment
I need just two more rates of 11 from a top 250 members. pleeeeeease help a girl out. That's all I need to level up. I'm on my knees y'all, and in my current state, is not easy at all!!! ♥♥
Jan 15, 2016comment
Happpppyyyyyyy wicked Wednesday y'all!!! Mucho besos and shit. Xoxoxoxo
Jan 13, 2016comment
Rip to the goblin king. The OG "scene girl" a man who got me, soul deep GOT ME David Bowie. you will be missed. :-(
Jan 11, 2016comment
who knew what hell a broken tail bone would be. literally hurts to just breathe. ugghhhhh. fml
Jan 10, 2016comment
broken tail bone...ugghhhh. hiking fall, and now I'm on bed rest. FML right!! ߘ
Jan 4, 2016comment
Happy New Year babies!!!!! ߘΰߘɰߘ
Dec 31, 2015comment
are ya strange like me, are you deranged like me, light in matches just to swallow up the flame like me...do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?
Dec 27, 2015comment
now if we're talking bodies, you got a perfect one..so put it on me. swear it won't take me long, if you love me riiighht, we fuck for life. on and on and on..bodies...let's use em up til every little piece is gone. ߒ˰ߒ˰ߒ˰ߒ
Dec 22, 2015comment
Bad bitches, everywhere I look.....this is not your beat bruh, you must be mistook! I'm a very bad girl, I'm cpt hook...got that classy look, I'm banging Bridgette after brook. Cuz acting shook will get your girlfriend snatched and took, when she gave me that nasty look...in came the pussy crook!
Dec 22, 2015comment
Now to calm me, this time won't ya please?...... Drive faster. Roll the window down, tonight the night air is curious. Let the whole world look in, who cares who sees anything, I'm your passenger...mmmmm, I'm your passenger. Roll the misty window down, to catch my breath again...and then go and go, and don't ya.. drive me home and then back again!
Dec 21, 2015comment
She confident...and I'm down with it. She confident. I'm addicted....oohhh na na. C'mere bbygirl! Lemme whisper in your ear.
Dec 21, 2015comment
Uugghhhh,holidays!!! Am I right!?? So ready for em to be over.
Dec 20, 2015comment
American Horror Story bitches!!! Yaassss!!!! Room 64 and chill!??? Anyone else get turned on by this season? Or is it just my freak ass? xoxoxo
Dec 16, 2015comment
uugghhhh,,l mondayest Tuesday ever!
Dec 15, 2015comment
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