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Sick's Status
Shame on the night. Shame on you. Shame on ALL of you.
Dec 2, 2015comment
Lets get drunk and screw.
Oct 14, 2015comment
Hey just because I crush you doesn't mean I want to fuck you......oh wait...
Jul 7, 2015comment
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio
May 16, 2013comment
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Apr 16, 2013comment
What exactly is a "Hot Mess" is that like a fresh shit?
Apr 12, 2013comment
Look at the people that live their lives through fubar....begging for drama lol. Talk about pathetic.
Mar 22, 2013comment
I shaved my balls for this?!?
Mar 11, 2013comment
Who gives a fuck? It's Friday! Yea Baby!
Mar 8, 2013comment
Life can only be understood in reverse, but must be lived forwards.
Feb 14, 2013comment
Please dont clog my SB with your lame ass invites to lounges and requests to add people to my family. I'll block your ass.
Feb 5, 2013comment
Lets see....beg for shit, and then slobber all over someone thats stupid enough to give you shit that costs money for free.......eh, no thanks.
Feb 5, 2013comment
Opin Boobs BB.
Feb 1, 2013comment
Is this thing on?
Feb 1, 2013comment
Mornings can be so...hard.
Jan 30, 2013comment
Good thing it's a drinking night! :)
Jan 25, 2013comment
omg I'm gonna /ragequit in like 2 seconds.
Jan 25, 2013comment
I don't always listen to Pantera, but when I do I get Fucking Hostile.
Jan 25, 2013comment
What's on your mind? That moment when you almost do or say something fucking stupid, but then you catch yourself. lol.....yea.
Jan 23, 2013comment
What's on your mind?Fuck this...
Jan 23, 2013comment
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