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How long will it take to wash away your touch?
Jan 18, 2015comment
If you miss the chance to wife this, you're going to be so sorry!
Jan 15, 2015comment
Bed is so nice after a long day!
Jan 14, 2015comment
i need a spanking.
Jan 14, 2015comment
We spoke all night in tongues, in fingertips, in teeth.
Jan 13, 2015comment
My name isn't dick, so keep it out of your mouth.
Jan 12, 2015comment
...but I don't want to go to work!
Jan 12, 2015comment
Wow, sorry about that hiatus! Hope everyone had amazing holidays!
Jan 9, 2015comment
Touch my butt, and buy me Chinese.
Dec 26, 2014comment
If you softly run your first gers up and down my side continuously there is a 86545% chance I'll fall in love with you.
Dec 25, 2014comment
If you can pull off a beanie, you can pull off my pants.
Dec 25, 2014comment
Do you ever just jiggle your butt?
Dec 23, 2014comment
You know my middle name is shenanigans.
Dec 22, 2014comment
It's days like these I ask myself: "What would Scully do?".
Dec 22, 2014comment
My Church offers no absolutes. She tells me, 'Worship in the bedroom.' The only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you. I was born sick, but I love it. Command me to be well.
Dec 21, 2014comment
Why have a thigh gap when you can thigh clap?
Dec 20, 2014comment
If I'm such a saviour, why am I sleeping by myself?
Dec 19, 2014comment
My kiss could poison your demons.
Dec 19, 2014comment
The more sass, the redder the ass!
Dec 19, 2014comment
The demon possessing my body blushes.
Dec 18, 2014comment
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