Just checking aholes

Where are you?

My New Year's rez will be to quit smoking.. on my Balcony in my flannel knee highs that is all!

Stop it

If it is not Heaven Nor Hell, then it must be Earth?

Your a fricken DoorMan......DoorMan

jumpin off like Pop Rocks

“A girl should be two things: CLASSY AND FABULOUS!” ― Coco Chanel

I fucking love this day!! :) It's started off so fucking awesome and it's really fucking beautiful!! Have a happy fucking Hump Day, Fuckers!! ♥ :) xx

Fuck this, Fuck That!

‎"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein

This is Just a little Peyton Place!

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

I'm finding out in the hardest way, the consequence of every mistake I've ever made.

I have some time to kill, but not enough to dispose of the bodies.

Sometimes all you need to get by is a big dose of luck and a big set of balls.

I would like to disagree with you but I don't understand a word you're saying.

Cheer Up sleepy Jean, Oh what can it mean to a..daydream Believer! and his homecoming Queen!

Happy fucking humping and leaping!!! ...lmfao! :-p

I hate having fucking "rules." They impede my fun and I usually break them anyfuckingway.