Over 16,552,959 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

Ignored FAN ME's Status
Was asked for the first time if I'm a boob guy or an ass guy. Definitely am a boob guy.
Aug 11, 2014comment
I need 10 more fans. You can unfan me after. Friends can unfan then fan me and it still counts!
Aug 11, 2014comment
Need 14 new fans.
Aug 11, 2014comment
All I need is 23 fans to level.
Aug 8, 2014comment
I need 24 new fans.
Aug 8, 2014comment
If you like rap, check this song out. It is the most truth filled song I've ever heard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOOwFNp5U
Aug 3, 2014comment
Don't know if it's a bad thing, but I basically fan every person that I add. A/F/L/R all at once.
Aug 3, 2014comment
Wahh, that was annoying.
Aug 3, 2014comment
Somebody should be awesome and give me a Cherry Bomb lol :)
Aug 3, 2014comment
Have to like 500 pictures. This is going to friggin' suck.
Aug 3, 2014comment
Everything is always funner when you're drunk ;)
Aug 2, 2014comment
Need one more cb.
Aug 2, 2014comment
Alright, I need to get cherry bombed 5 times. It'll take care of two of the tasks to level.
Aug 2, 2014comment
Need Cherry Bombs.
Aug 2, 2014comment
Need 5 Big Pimpin' Gifts over $50,000 Fubucks. Will send back for each.
Aug 2, 2014comment
Need 2 Buzzkills and 1 Pimpout :)
Aug 1, 2014comment
How do I get pimped out? Need two and it says look for somebody level 40+...
Aug 1, 2014comment
Need one secret admirer.
Aug 1, 2014comment
I need two profile rates.
Aug 1, 2014comment
I need 8 fans and 18 rates to level. Please and thanks.
Jul 31, 2014comment
previous statuses>>>
userstatus.php' rendered in 0.024 seconds on machine '51'.