Have you ever read one of those status updates and thought to yourself, "Self, that last one was really a waste of my time." ? I think this was one of those.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Thanks to all for your help leveling!

My "normal" is weird, what's yours?

Meh.

Need to be fu-owned for level.. so I guess I'm fu-sale. Any takers?

You know that moment when you walk into the other room looking for something and you totally forget what it was? I feel like that all the time.....

I don't want to share my thoughts. Then someone might know what I was REALLY thinking.

Sleeping is overrated. It takes up all this time if you're doing it right.

I had some thoughts around here somewhere. Hmm, now where did they run off to?

0400 is just way too early.

Weird. That's a status, right?

Rotating shirts are rarely on sale.